Pyrowife
Pyrowives are mutant fire
elementals created by the alchemical experiments of Spanish wizards.
They outwardly appear to be normal human women, but when they wish
they can set themselves ablaze with riotous flame. For some untold
reason, Pyrowives maneuver within the marriage market to make sure
they are matched with men who own vast and ancient estates—which
the pyrowife then proceeds to burn down in the name of sacred
pyromania.
Move: 120' (40')
AC: 12 HD: 1 Attacks: 1 (AB +1) Dam: 1d4
(flaming touch) Mor:
7Special
Abilities:
Start
a Fire
– anyone hit by the Pyrowife's flaming touch attack must make a
successful Saving Throw vs. Wands or be lit aflame. A burning
character takes an additional 1d4 points of damage per round until
they are doused or stop, drop, and roll.
Gives a more literal meaning to in flagrante delecto.
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