Weirdbeard
A Weirdbeard is the
re-animated corpse of a lumberjack that has been possessed by an
ectoplasmic spirit of the Pacific Northwest. Weirdbeards appear to
be zombie lumberjacks, save for the fact that a number of writhing,
spectral tentacles emerge from their thick beards.
Move:
120' (40') AC: 13 HD: 2 Attacks: 1 (AB +2)
Dam: 1d8 (axe) Mor:
12 Special
Abilities:
That
Beard is Weird
– in addition to a Weirdbeard's attack, they get 1d4 additional
beard-tentacle attacks per round; these attacks do 1d4 points of
damage. Undead.
Now give us a giant lumberjack zombie and a giant blue ox zombie. Zombie Paul Bunyan must stribe across Wampus Country!
ReplyDeleteOr better yet, "stride."
Deletei'm not sure I'm whimsical enough to write for Wampus :(
DeleteMaybe not Classic Wampus, sure...but what about GOTHIC WAMPUS?
DeleteIn Gothic Wampus the Quik Bunny is a Hasted monster who makes children into a hot, chocolatey beverage.
DeleteJack I wouldn't be surprised if that was regular Wampus - he's just more subtle about it, sneaky even.
DeleteYeah, that's a fair point, actually.
DeleteVery cool. I love American monsters!
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Sure, I'm in. (What are you supposed to do with the button?)
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