Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Lich-ify these Popish Personages

Lichs are my favorite Big Bads in fantasy RPGs, but I like them to have a great deal of personal depth.  No lich should ever feel like Generic Undead Magic-User #32; instead, I prefer each to have a history and personality that makes them feel unique.  To that end, I like to pilfer from historical and legendary sources, file the serial numbers off, and let the stranger-than-fiction nature of the real world inspire my lichs.

One thing I rarely see in fantasy games is clerical lichs, which is odd since evil clerics have more power over the undead than magic-users tend to.  One source for potentially awesome clerical lichs that fits well with the general anti-Catholicism of the Gothic is the idea of corrupt popes.  Wikipedia happens to have a list of Sexual Active Popes right here that is chock full of interesting fellows ready for lichdom.  Check out John XII, Benedict IX, and (of course) Alexander VI for inspiration.

Also worth looking at: antipopes.

BEFORE
(art by Andres Serrano)

AFTER
(art by Jean-Jacques Grandville)

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  1. The Cadaver Synod should be right up your street then....

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    1. Yeah, I was surprisingly spoiled for choice when it came time to pick images for this post.

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  2. Alexander VI had parties where who ever copulated the most won a prize - i think he has several entries in book of lists under sex

    one of worlds oldest bank accounts is for illegitimate archbishops kids

    you'll see Alexander with his antichrist hat hiding under bridges in a few paintings - did wonders for anti church sentiment

    i think that might be him first panel hiding
    http://www.thedialecticalplaya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hieronymus_jerome_bosch_sculpture_picture_5.jpg

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    1. Yeah, they mention those bank accounts in Defoe's Roxana even!

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  3. Yeah, thought of Laurens' painting immediately on seeing this post's title. Crop out the pointing guy and you have a great image of a lich with his press secretary.

    http://pharyngula.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cadaver_Synod.png

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  4. Press Secretary to a Lich - hahaha, at last a use for Alistair Campbell

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    1. I've been leaning toward that idea for an upcoming campaign -- the Lich archvillain's chief henchman is a bard who sings of the Lich's deeds of conquest and cruelty. The bard's not exactly "evil" himself, just overawed. He's partly inspired by Dennis Hopper's photographer character in Apocalypse Now.

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  5. Hahaha...I could work with that, actually.

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  6. As the cover of my first D&D trapper-keeper proudly exclaimed in black sharpie, "Liches is Bitches".

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  7. Pope Benedict IX's ultimate fate is obscure to history. The truth is that he is still with us to this day, haunting the catacombs beneath Rome. Nearly a thousand years ago he sold the Papacy three times so he could raise money for the materials to become a lich!

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    1. So that's how you get the money for the material components...

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  8. Okay, I'm not quite sure what happened with that post...

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