Undead Schoolmarm
There are those who, in life, lead lives so devoid of
pleasure that the only enjoyment they find is in scolding and
rebuking others for failing to live up to a imagined (though
deeply-believed) system of ethics or morality. These people might be
actual spinster schoolmarms, but they might as easily be anhedonic
prelates, finger-wagging censors, or even jaded sybarites who can now
only find joy in judging the actions of others.
When such an individual dies there is a fleeting chance
that they will return as an undead creature bent on continuing to
admonish and chide the living.
Move:
120' (40') AC: 14 HD: 2 Attacks: 2 (AB +2)
Dam: 1d4 (shaking fists) Mor: 12
Special
Abilities: Castigate
– an Undead Schoolmarm can verbally reprimand one living being per
round. The victim of this attack must make a successful saving
throw. If failed, a lawful character takes the criticism to heart
and suffers a -2 penalty on all actions until the Schoolmarm is
defeated; a neutral character finds themselves suffering from the
effects of a slow spell as they attempt to follow the Schoolmarm's
emotional lecturing; a chaotic character loses their next action from
laughing at the Schoolmarm's silly reproach. Undead.


Great! I think this song is appropriate. Or maybe this version.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, nice!
DeleteI posted a poltergeist bureaucrat a while back. Attack with animated office furniture/supplies - was stationary itself.
ReplyDeleteNice! I'm also working up some Drudgery Devils...maybe a theme is emerging here.
DeleteI fear for your sanity, Jack
ReplyDeleteSomebody should.
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