Monday, November 30, 2015

Grendel's Arm



The petrified arm of a massive beast, Grendel's Arm can be wielded as a two-handed weapon that does 1d10 damage. The arm still retains a measure of its inherent ferocity; after it has been wielded as a weapon by a character, it strikes out on its own against the same foe with an attack bonus of +6.

On an attack roll of one, the wielder of the Arm must make a Saving Throw vs. Magic Device. On a failed Save, Grendel's Mother becomes alerted to the location of the bearer of her son's arm.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Our Universal System Can Do All the Genres, Look!

THESIS: An "Our Universal System Can Do All the Genres, Look!" cover is invariably lame.

PROOF:

Let's illustrate that our game can handle ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE by showing the most generic tropes floating around in space in...bubbles.


Or maybe quadrants? 


Hey that genres-in-quadrants thing that GURPS did above seems like a good idea! Right? Right?


Okay, what if we scrap the quadrants and just mash it all together? Oh, no, that's just a god-damn mess:


Okay, okay, let's simplify then. Less is more, right? Right?


Maybe simple will look better if we do a color gradient? Maybe?


Okay, that didn't work. Maybe if we make the cover look like the label of a body-building supplement?


Hmm, da Vinci is cool, right? Gamers love da Vinci!


This is what is looks like when you lose all hope:


Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Haunted House Encounter Table




1. Hungry Shroud (shadow)

2. Possessing Geist (ghost)

3. Dreadful Apparition (banshee)

4. Mischievous Ghost (poltergeist)

5. Tortured Wraith (wraith)


6. Vengeful Specter (spectre)

Monday, November 16, 2015

WEARING A FACE THAT SHE KEEPS IN A JAR BY THE DOOR

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(You can see the whole thing here. It's great.) 

Eleanor Rigby
AC 12, Move 120', HD 5, HP 23, bite 1d8, Morale 10
Special: 

  • Eleanor Rigby can assume the facial likeness of anyone she has seen.
  • Eleanor Rigby is compelled to pick up any grains of rice that are scattered before her, provided that the rice has previously been thrown upon a newly-married couple.
  • Eleanor Rigby has advantage on attacks against all the lonely people. 


Friday, November 13, 2015

Crimson Peak's Truth, Bone Temple, Monsters in Literature

Crimson Peak reveals the truth about Gothic lit. fans:




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Here's a map I found some place or another that will likely get used in a game someday:



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Song of the Moment: Cocteau Twins, "But I'm Not"




Things from the forest die here
But I don't
Dead forest things are offered here
But I'm not


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Monsters in literature, in one handy graphic:



Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Color-Coding a Character Sheet


One thing new players sometimes struggle with in rpgs is finding stuff on their character sheets, which makes sense if they're just not used to the visual conventions and layout strategies of tabletop games. I'm wondering if color-coded characters sheets, like my above example of a custom LotoFAP sheet, could help. Something like "Okay, what's your Armor Class? It's in the red area" might just save some time and help nail things down.

If you want your own technicolor Baphomet character sheet, I've made it available here as a pdf.