Friday, January 24, 2020

Blood Standard

Weird fiction luminary Laird Barron ventures into red-blooded, two-fisted territory in his 2018 novel Blood Standard. The book follows wise-cracking mafia enforcer Isaiah Coleridge as he navigates Upstate New York's organized crime world in search of a missing teen. Themed gangs, knuckle-busting dust-ups, and unexpected romance are just part of what he encounters in his unlikely hero's journey. Kate and Jack discuss the book, its relationship to classic hard-boiled fiction, and whether or not it might be a feel-good male equivalent to the romantic comedy.
How believable is a two-fisted Air Force colonel? Does New York State have a pagan festival underground? Are bean bag chairs appropriate gang lair decor? Which one of your hosts mistrusts horses and which one is a secret beastmaster? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in this month's episode of Bad Books for Bad People.
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Wednesday, January 22, 2020

The Häxanjägers

The Häxanjägers
A faction in Krevborna

The Häxanjägers are a consortium of professional monster hunters and rangers who have been trained in secret combat arts at the mountain fortress of Cairn Volkov in the Nachtmahr Mountains. The members of the Häxanjäger guild possess specialized techniques for identifying and tracking the undead, lycanthropes, spirits, aberrations, and fey creatures. They also have access to rare alchemical concoctions that can be fatal even to supernatural creatures usually immune to poisons.

The Häxanjägers recruit their members exclusively from Krevborna's population of orphaned children. It is guild policy that they never accept jobs slaying monsters without payment. The current head of the Häxanjägers is Andrzej Rybakov, a fiercely determined man who has trained dozens of guild slayers to their grim, thankless task. The most famous Häxanjäger is Gabor Rezka, who is the subject of many popular heroic ballads. Rezka often travels with his fellow Häxanjäger Celia Rian, who is secretly the last surviving member of Krevborna’s royal line. If the monarchy were restored, she would be the land’s rightful queen.

Toss a coin to your Häxanjäger.

  • The common people must be protected from the monsters that plague Krevborna, but that protection comes at a price.
  • Our guild has been chosen for a higher purpose.
  • No member of the Häxanjägers should die of old age in their bed; it is only honorable to fall in battle.

  • Purge Krevborna of monstrosities.
  • Seek knowledge of alchemy.

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Director's Commentary This faction is inspired by the witchers, as is probably evident from some tongue-in-cheek references here. The members of this faction are not superhuman mutants, however; they're just mercenaries with the training and gear to take on the supernatural.

Monday, January 20, 2020

6th Edition Dungeons & Dragons

There was a "who is your dream design team for 6e" thing going around on Twitter and because everybody was tagging their friends as the team you could just imagine all the completely dysfunctional editions they would actually produce. But really, my ideas for what I would do if put in charge of a new edition of D&D are also going to sound terrible to a fairly large swath of the game's audience too. To wit:

Ability Scores
  • The six standard ability scores? Cut down to four. Strength kills Constitution and takes its stuff. Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma get broken apart and reassembled as two ability scores. Shadow of the Demon Lord already does this and it's smart.
  • No numerical ability scores, just the bonus/penalty. The numerical score is already a vestigial tail that barely sees any use in the game; the time has come to jettison it.

  • Races would have a whole lot less in terms of features because they tend to include a bunch of cruft that is quickly forgotten about in play. One or two spiffy features, maximum.
  • Ability score increases would be decoupled from race choice, or at least remade as a potential source of ability score increase among others.
  • Tabaxi and warforged are core now. Sorry. (Not sorry.)

  • You make the subclass choice for your character at 1st level now. No more waiting until 3rd level to play the character you want to play. You wanna play a beast master ranger? Now you can from 1st level. You're welcome.
  • Classes will only be detailed up to level 10 in the Player's Handbook. According to the available data, 10th level is about the highest level people tend to play to before their campaigns end anyway. Higher levels can be their own book later on, which will give that stuff time to actually be playtested.

  • Milestone XP is now the default. Totting up XP as homework is hereby abolished.
  • Alignment is gone. You won't miss it.
  • Backgrounds stay. That shit slaps, as the kids say.
  • The skill list can probably be pared down just a little bit more, especially if we make mix-and-match skill plus ability score a core concept. Do we really need perception and investigation?
  • Bonus actions are gone. We can do better.
  • More emphasis on reskinning the fluff around mechanics to get your desired game aesthetics.
  • No default setting. The emphasis will be on making your own setting. 
  • This time let's figure out what we want psionics to be before we publish the edition, even if it isn't in the core books.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Things to Look Forward to in 2020

It's a new year and it's nice to have things to look forward to. Here's some lists and trailers to whet your appetite.


- The Fantasy Hive

- LitReactor

Film and Television Trailers

The Turning

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels

Locke & Key



Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears


Myrkur, "Ella"

My Dying Bride, "Your Broken Shore"

Medico Peste, "God Knows Why"

Igorrr, "Very Noise"


Wednesday, January 15, 2020

The Apostles

The Apostles
A faction in Krevborna

The Apostles are an order of wild and romantic inventors who share the goal of pushing science beyond the constraints of what is accepted. Many of their order are obsessed with discovering the power of Lilitu’s ancient machinery. Since the Apostles promote scientific inquiry over faith and spiritual beliefs, they often find themselves at odds with the Church of Saintly Blood.

Although each member of the Apostles has their own area of interest when it comes to new or rediscovered technologies, the most common fields of study are advanced weaponry and the possibility of mechanical transportation. Some individuals are fascinated by the intricacies of enchanting weapons and other objects, and thus pursue artificer magic to bolster their creations.

Any limitation imposed on human progress should be blown to bits by scientific inquiry!


  • Technology is superior to nature’s inventions.
  • Derangement of the senses leads to scientific breakthroughs.
  • Scientific research and application must always be pushed to the bleeding edge.

  • Create new forms of weaponry to fight back against the monsters that trouble the land.
  • Overthrow the Church and its petty superstitions.

* * *

Director's Commentary
The Apostles used to be called the Incendiary Guild, but one of my players kept calling them the Apostles for reasons neither of us remember and it stuck in the home game.

The Apostles are a faction I see as a way to relieve player characters of their excess gold and as a reason for further adventures based on player goals. Eventually, many players thirst for a special weapon--something beyond the equipment list in the Player's Handbook. A member of the Apostles might be able to build the weapon or armor that player wants...for a price, of course. And the construction of said weapon might require an adventure to get a part, some blueprints, somebody else's research, etc.

Since they're often interested in Lilituan technologies, they're also a faction that the players can turn to when they recover a strange device from a Grail Tomb that they have yet to figure out on their own.

The Apostles are built from the conventions of the Gothic "mad scientist," but to counteract a full-on Science vs. Faith gloss (which never really works out that cleanly in Gothic fiction) I also included the bits about wild romanticism and the derangement of the senses to indicate that they are as much about sudden moments of crazed inspiration as they are studied application of the scientific method.

Monday, January 13, 2020


A location in Krevborna.

The scent of incense hangs heavy in the air of Chancel, a city that is at once a den of immoral decadence and religious fanaticism. Chancel is under the theocratic rule of Brother Lazarus and the Church of Saintly Blood. Periodic outbreaks of strange, miasmatic diseases that transform citizens into ravening beasts afflict the city.


  • Towering churches and cathedrals that dwarf the city’s other buildings. 
  • Clusters of statues of saints cropping up like marble gardens.
  • Afflicted beggars dressed in rags calling for alms as gilded carriages roll past.
  • A crackling pyre built to burn an accused witch alive.
  • Weathered gargoyles and grotesques perched atop roofs and arches.
  • Solemn religious processions: monks, golden icons, flagellants, choirs of children robed in white or black.


  • Corruption within the Church.
  • The chaos of indulgence versus the strict and stultifying laws of religion.
  • The beastly savagery that festers in the hearts of ordinary men and women.

Adventures in Chancel

  • Investigate the disappearance of a kindly priest who has learned too much about the dealings of high-ranking members of the Church.
  • Broker peace between two wealthy families before their feud devolves into open violence on the streets and claims innocent lives.
  • Contain an outbreak of disease that is turning the populace into slavering, murderous maniacs—and perhaps search for a cure for the affliction.
  • Rescue someone falsely accused of practicing witchcraft from the clutches of religious fanatics.
  • Infiltrate a Church archive to find an essential piece of lore that has been hidden away—does it incriminate the Church in wrongdoing or was it secreted in the archive because some things mankind was not meant to know?

Noteworthy Personages in Chancel

  • Brother Lazarus governs Chancel and is the current head of the Church of Saintly Blood. 
  • Sister Artemisia, the Church’s cunning spymaster, would kill to keep her faith’s secrets. Her network of informants is vast.
  • Almeric Dalloway is the captain of the Sacretta Carnifexa. 
  • Celestine, an angel of the Silver Choir who has abandoned her holy mission, hides in plain sight under the guise of a blacksmith.
  • Isoline Josefson is a young plague doctor who runs the Andronicus Asylum in Chancel where the afflicted often find solace. 
  • Brooding twin sisters of pale aspect, Pandora and Morrigan Rue dress in the manner of Lamashtuan noblewomen. They own identical clock towers in Chancel and Piskaro, and often hire adventurers for inscrutable ends. 
* * *

Director's Commentary
Let's talk about the format of these location entries. They're noticeably brief by design; one paragraph of descriptive text was the maximum I would allow myself. When I look at setting books that have paragraph after paragraph of description, they strike me as being written for novelistic reading or as an invitation to memorize lore for its own sake. I didn't want to go that route because that implies homework (taking notes) to get the info you might want to reference in play. I replaced that with bullet-points that look more like the notes you would extract from full paragraphs of text. Cutting out the middle man.

As for the areas I chose to emphasize, they break down like this: basic description and rough overview, aesthetics (things I would think about including as I describe this place in play), themes (flavor elements I would consider weaving into adventures set in this place), adventures (example adventure seeds), and noteworthy personages (brief NPC examples).

Chancel is meant to be the "big city" of the setting. It's a bit Dickensian London and a bit Rome. Gothic conventions that I've included here: corrupt spirituality; crime, poverty, and class difference; urban decadence.

Friday, January 10, 2020

Best of the Rest of 2019

Bad Books for Bad People: Best of the Rest of 2019
Jack and Kate look at what they've read and watched in the second half of 2019 and make some recommendations in the world of books and beyond. The rules of engagement are simple: the hosts each choose one movie, album, TV show, book and "wild card" from any category that was the best experience of its kind encountered during the last half of the year that was.
Ranging from comfort food comedy to critically acclaimed foreign films to avant garde metal and right back around again, your hosts take a meander through what delighted them during the waning of 2019.
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