There were a couple books that I checked out multiple times from my local library as a kid. One of those books was Milo Rigaud's Secrets of Voodoo. I was absolutely obsessed with that book, despite the fact that it was more of a dry, factual account of the Voodoo religion than anything more lurid.
(Another book I was fascinated by at the time was a particularly well-illustrated tome about Norse myth. We'll talk about that one some other time.)
One thing that Secrets of Voodoo inspired was an idea for a superhero comic. One facet of Voodoo belief is that the Loa (the spirits or gods of Voodoo practice) can be invited to "possess" or "ride" the worshiper, thus granting them magical power. I thought that was a really cool explanation for why a team of heroes had their powers: each was "ridden" by a particular Loa and had gained abilities related to that spirit's spiritual purview. Sometimes the Loa would "take over" and use the hero's body for their own ends; losing control sometimes is the price you pay for superpowers when you gain them from the gods.
I did end up writing and drawing a single issue of that comic, called The Loa Legion, by the way. I even Xeroxed a copy of it and gave it to the nice man who ran the local comic shop.
If I ever run a superhero game, this might be the set-up I go with.
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Friday, January 25, 2019
Seven Soldiers: Quicksand, the Rip Current, a Black Hole
The cover is a glorious red herring. |
I picked up the Seven Soldiers omnibus at the urging of Michael Gibbons, one of the few people I trust enough to take the recommendation of a capes-based comic seriously.
And it was a great recommendation; I can say that Seven Soldiers is one of the best superhero comics I've read.
Seven Soldiers has a lot going for it: the art varies wildly in style from series to series but it's uniformly quality stuff that reaches brilliancy more often than most, the plot is the kind of intricate maze of archetypes and ur-conventions and genre detournment that Grant Morrison is known for but it is rarely too pleased with itself, the story benefits overall from focusing on c-list and invented characters instead of DC's mainstays, and it mostly avoids the continuity porn that frustrates my enjoyment of a lot of superhero media.
Hawkman and Superman! Double reference! We're comics now, bois! |
That minor annoyance becomes a bit more pronounced in the Mister Miracle issues of Seven Soldiers. In those sections, the references to the New Gods and Kirbiana come fast and furious. Making matters worse is the unnecessary cruft that the Mister Miracle issues add to an already complex story that has a lot of moving parts; much of the Mister Miracle elements could have been excised without changing the overall effect of the story as a whole, so they're not really pulling their own weight. It tries a little too hard to bring in traditional DC elements into the picture.
Which is an odd choice, given the way Morrison develops a theme: delving into the past is regressive and fraught with danger.
CAUTION: SPOILERS LURK PAST THIS POINT.
Looking back, in anger or otherwise, holds progress in check throughout Seven Soldiers. In the first issue, the Vigilante tries to assemble a new Seven Soldiers squad--he wants one more hit of the old glory before riding off into the sunset and there's unfinished business that has re-surfaced from the past to be dealt with.
The team he assembles is a pale regurgitation of the past: I, Spyder is the son of the original Spider, Gimmix is the daughter of the Woman of a Thousand Gimmicks, Dyno-Mite Dan has replica magic rings that rip-off somebody else's powers, The Whip is the grand-daughter of another Whip, and Boy Blue has some unsavory connections to the DC rogue's gallery. This new crop of "heroes" is in every way as deficient as a fading echo; their trip into Miracle Mesa is a massacre--trying to relive the past was a fatal mistake.
Bask in this illustration for a bit. |
What is the past? In Seven Soldiers it is quicksand, the rip current, a black hole. For Mister Miracle it is a literal black hole--a cosmic-level spectrality tied to the rise and fall of gods, entropy, and the crushing density of trying to live in the shadow of the world's first superhero. As a stunt, Mister Miracle attempts to escape an artificially generated black hole and ends up confronting horrifying visions of the future that are all predicated on past events over which he has no control.
Move over, Power Girl. |
Even once changed against her will, the past still makes demands on Bulleteer. Unable to continue her career as a caregiver to autistic children (her altered form scares them), she is forced into minor-league superheroics. Her powers enable her to do good in the world, but they also land her the dubious honor of acting as a bodyguard to a personality challenged mermaid on the superhero convention circuit. Washed-up nobodies want to "team up" with her. The possibility of doing supers porn looms ominously.
Bulleteer is impervious to most everything except the way past steers her life; ultimately, even her attempt to reject fitting the mold of the superhero archetype (as established by countless dog-eared and faded back issues) ends in triumphant failure--she's the Soldier who ends-up taking out the Big Bad, even though she emphatically doesn't want to. The past makes the present fait accompli and no one can swim against the tide.
Resistance is futile. |
The Sheeda, it turns out, are us. They're the humanity of the future, doomed to a ruinous world barely existing under the light of a vampire sun. The only way the Sheeda can survive is by pillaging the past. Their incursion in the main plot line of Seven Soldiers isn't their first rodeo; they've already strip-mined the neanderthals for sustenance, fed on the fall of Camelot, and generally bled reality dry. They leave just enough scrap for humanity to reestablish itself in a new age. The cycle has to repeat itself because even a harrower of worlds knows that you don't drink too deeply from the grail.
The Whip was the only one I was sad to see go. |
I mean, come on. |
The irony, of course, is that as much as Morrison would like to critique that impulse, he cannot escape it himself. His cast of characters still bears the marks of what has come before; they have connections, there are clear reference points, and the story remains the same. Seven Soldiers draws on the tale of Snow White to give the Sheeda Queen an extra touch of drama, but that borrowing, like all the referential and allusional tropes we politely call "the greater literary conversation," is a rummaging through past stories to make sense of the present in way that condemns itself to a lens crafted by some unknown wordsmith lost to time.
Michael, if you've read this far, I hate to be the one to break this to you but: Seven Soldiers might be a story about stories. Or, at least, or inability to free ourselves from the story structures and archetypes we inherit and continue to use as we create.
To beard or not to beard? That is the question. |
The past is quicksand, the rip current, a black hole. Not even a chaos magician has the power to swim against the tide.
Monday, January 21, 2019
Black Helicopters
Caitlin R. Kiernan's Black Helicopters is an atmospheric, ultra-dark fantasy novella that manages to do modern-day Lovecraftiana oh-so-right. Creepy twins, cosmic horror, and shadowy conspiracies combine to create a mind-bending reading experience.
Is the best Lovecraftiana the stuff that strays furthest from the mythos? Why were conspiracy theories so awesome in the 1990s? How can a book that doesn't focus on plot OR character be so damn satisfying? This episode of Bad Books for Bad People dares to answer all these questions, plus learn about a home-made version of The Crow, haunting tales from gym class, and Operation Midnight Climax!
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Friday, January 18, 2019
Danes Just Want to Have Fun
Uhtred is our Jon Snow-esque protagonist |
Although ostensibly a medieval action-drama about the battles between the Saxons and the Danes, the show sometimes feels like a critique of respectability politics. Alfred the Great chooses what looks "right" over what is actually smart or noble, and frankly he eats shit for it every time.
I'd extend the argument to Christianity as a whole, as it's presented here.
Hild will fuck you up |
Faster death-rate than Game of Thrones too; Game of Thrones wants you to start liking a character before they eat steel--The Last Kingdom doesn't have time for your affection. That said, it does give you the space as a viewer to take an immediate dislike to some of the squirming wormtongue villains, and it does reward you with some very rewarding death scenes for the same.
The show even gets away with some noble savage nonsense because the difference between Dane and Saxon is (usually) less about ethnicity than it is about heathenry.
I do wonder at the places where show gets a little squeamish. The use of the word "hump" in place of any stronger language is simultaneously jarring and charming, for example.
And then there's this crazy witch |
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Worldbuilding Through Backgrounds
Backgrounds and Worldbuilding
Selecting a background for your character in 5e D&D is a way of making an assertion about your character’s history. But what if it was also a way of making an assertion about the campaign setting as a whole?
Dungeon Masters who are interested in shared worldbuilding with the other players could use the background system as a place to open-up some of the more important worldbuilding details to player input. When a player selects their character’s background, they get to answer questions about the world connected to that background. Those answers become facts in regards to the invented campaign setting; the Dungeon Master is then obligated to include the players' answers to those questions in the evolving campaign in play—those answers must be given weight and they must matter.
Note: this assumes that only one player can select a particular background for their character. Each background is essentially unique.
Examples:
Selecting a background for your character in 5e D&D is a way of making an assertion about your character’s history. But what if it was also a way of making an assertion about the campaign setting as a whole?
Dungeon Masters who are interested in shared worldbuilding with the other players could use the background system as a place to open-up some of the more important worldbuilding details to player input. When a player selects their character’s background, they get to answer questions about the world connected to that background. Those answers become facts in regards to the invented campaign setting; the Dungeon Master is then obligated to include the players' answers to those questions in the evolving campaign in play—those answers must be given weight and they must matter.
Note: this assumes that only one player can select a particular background for their character. Each background is essentially unique.
Examples:
Background | Worldbuilding Questions |
Acolyte | There is one god who is never spoken of: what is their name and why are they reviled by the faithful? |
Charlatan | You know the name of the alchemist who has discovered the true panacea: who are they and why are they in danger? |
Criminal | What is the name of the most powerful crime syndicate? Why are they justly feared? |
Entertainer | Who is the most famed entertainer in the land? What secret lurks in their past? |
Folk Hero | Who is raising an army of the dead? To what end are they assembling this unholy horde? |
Guild Artisan | Which guild is the wealthiest and most powerful? What corrupt dealings are they involved in? |
Hermit | An otherworldly threat has entered the Material Plane: what is it and what does it want? |
Noble | Which family possesses a valid claim on the crown? What are they doing to place their scion on the throne? |
Outlander | What legendary beast still prowls the wilderness? What is the beast’s vulnerability? |
Sage | Where is the greatest library in the known world located? What unique tomes are safeguarded there? |
Sailor | What mythical land beyond the seas actually exists? Who are its people, and why do they wish to remain hidden? |
Soldier | What war rages beyond the boundaries of the kingdom? What caused the conflict to ignite? |
Urchin | Where do the tunnels in the sewers lead to? What creatures live in seclusion beneath the streets? |
Monday, January 14, 2019
Top Metal of 2018
I'm not narrowing this down to a Top Ten or ranking it, but if you like metal here are some worthy albums that came out this year:
- Behemoth, I Loved You At Your Darkest (Bandcamp link.)
- Chthonic, Battlefields of Asura (Official video.)
- Cultes des Ghoules, Sinister, Or Treading the Darker Paths (Bandcamp link.)
- Dimmu Borgir, Eonian (Official video.)
- Evoken, Hypnogogia (Bandcamp link.)
- Helllight, As We Slowly Fade (Bandcamp link.)
- High on Fire, Electric Messiah (Bandcamp link.)
- November's Doom, Hamartia (Official lyric video.)
- Opera IX, The Gospel (Bandcamp link.
- Portal, Ion (Bandcamp link.)
- Sleep, The Sciences (Youtube link.)
- Summoning, With Doom We Come (Bandcamp link.)
- Tribulation, Down Below (Youtube link - full album.)
- Wayfarer, World's Blood (Bandcamp link.)
- Windhand, Eternal Return (Bandcamp link.)
- Zeal & Ardor, Stranger Fruit (Bandcamp link.)
Friday, January 11, 2019
2018 in the Rear View Mirror and Looking Ahead at 2019
Not bad for a year's work |
Over the course of the year I managed to publish five game supplements on the Dolorous Exhumation Press imprint:
- Krevborna: A Gothic Blood Opera
- Cinderheim: The Land Under the Demon Sun
- Umberwell: Blackened Be Thy Name (comes bundled with Scardogs and Scapegraces)
- Hexmoon Sabbath: A Folk Horror Doom
All of those were done without Kickstarter or Patreon--I made them because I wanted to make them. They have been well-received. Krevborna is currently an electrum best-seller on DriveThru, Umberwell is a silver best-seller, and Cinderheim is a copper best-sellers. People I respect have said nice things about them; I met new people who wanted to tell me they liked my work. Thanks to everyone who bought a copy.
It was also important to me to get to work with artists that I love on these projects, so shout outs to Becky Munich, Michael Gibbons, Wayne Snyder, and Tenebrous Kate.
An additional shout-out is due to Heather, who edited Krevborna, Cinderheim, and Umberwell. And those books wouldn't have been possible at all without Katie handling the cover engineering for me.
It was always exciting to hear about how these supplements helped people run fun games. Aside from reading play reports of how games went in my settings (which I love, hit me up if you got some I haven't seen), I also got to watch some Cinderheim content see play on Jim Davis's Land Between Two Rivers stream and Krevborna in action in Technoskald's Dungeon World game. And excellent people like Anne have been using Umberwell to make some cool stuff I'm going to borrow for my own games.
The Tales of the Grotesque and Dungeonesque blog continues to roll along. I wrote 198 blog posts in 2018.
I ran a bunch of games, but not as many as I ran in 2017. It is still amazing to me that I can put out a call as simple as "Hey, anyone want to play on Wednesday?" and will easily get enough eager responses to get an adventure going. My games aren't for every taste, but apparently I serve it up good enough to get return customers and new player alike.
I played in some other people's games and helped playtest both GRIDSHOCK and B/X MARS.
The Bad Books for Bad People podcast is unstoppable. We've gotten a lot of positive ratings, and even some heartfelt messages from fans and creators alike. I couldn't ask for a better partner for the podcast--Tenebrous Kate is the mvp of our journey through the weirdest halls of literature. Thank you to all the fans who listen and banter with us. We love you as much as we love trashy books.
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So what does 2019 hold? Some thoughts:
- I'm not exactly sure what I'll do next for Dolorous Exhumation Press, but I've got some ideas for short supplements already in mind. At the same time, I'm never going to publish something just for the sake of having new content. If it doesn't hit my standards, I'll never ask you to pay money for it.
- At this point I'm happy to move away from earlier game stuff I did, such as the World Between. I'm fine with leaving that stuff out there to be used non-commercially, but I don't think any commercial products (mine or by anyone else) are in the cards for the future. The past is a foreign country.
- The death of G+ will probably hamper getting online games going, but as we learned from Mad Men, "When God closes a door..." Anyway, I can't get that emotional about Google shuttering one of its projects--that's just what they do.
- I started writing a short story and I'm going to finish it. I don't really even care if it's good or not; it's nice to knock the rust off and remember how to write fiction. If it turns out good enough, maybe I'll let you read it.
- This blog will continue for as long as it entertains me to keep up with it. I do wonder if the demise of G+ is going to cause my enthusiasm to flag a bit, but there's no predicting that. Either way, I've got enough future posts saved as drafts to keep it going for a ways.
- We've got a list of books to cover on Bad Books for Bad People that is long enough to sustain us for at least two years. The podcast is only in danger if we get bored with it.
- I'd really like to record the material from my Intro to Gothic Lit course as a podcast this year. I need to talk to people wiser about this stuff than I am, but I'd really like that to be out there in the world for anyone who loves Gothic fiction. If it works...maybe I record the material from my Oscar Wilde course after that.
Monday, January 7, 2019
Best of 2018
For better or for worse, 2018 is one for the history books. Jack and Kate take some time to recommend some of media they enjoyed during the year that hasn't been discussed on the podcast. The rules of engagement are simple: the hosts each choose one movie, album, TV show, book and "wild card" from any category that was the best experience of its kind encountered during 2018.
Your hosts go down pop cultural byways that include corpsepaint, 19th Century British crime, highbrow comics, brave artists willing to take dares from internet cesspools, and very weird dads.
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